What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Next, they tried...

China tightens ‘whole-chain’ control on critical minerals amid US pressures - South China Morning Post

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuclear rocket engine for Moon and Mars - European Space Agency

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

2025 U.S. Open Sunday odds, picks: Proven golf model reveals updated projected leaderboard, surprising predictions - SportsLine

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Why did Microsoft acquire LinkedIn?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

What do the Kamala Harris/Tim Walz campaign ads following Taylor Swift's endorsement mean?

Still no good.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Teddi Mellencamp cozies up to rumored new boyfriend during romantic outing - Page Six

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Advice for trying GLP-1 drugs for weight loss from a doctor who's been there - NPR

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Not just genes: After 17 years of study, scientist discovers just 1 lifestyle change that could easily ad - Times of India

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Why Stocks Are up and Oil Is Down As the US and Iran Trade Strikes - Business Insider

Still no good

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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